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Stage Door Guy Beach Party

by Stage Door Guy

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1.
I'm dancing 01:47
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I'm dancing Though I've got no shoes I'm dancing My feet are black are blue I'm dancing There's blood across the floor I'm dancing There's trails to the door I'm dancing Won't someone stop me please I've got to keep in time There is no reason why It's the nature of the Universe And something deep inside I'm dancing Your puppet on a string I'm dancing My hearts cast in a sling I'm dancing I swim before your eyes I'm dancing My heads trapped in a vice The pressures building high The gage is out of site I'm drowning in the rhythm I've cast myself from paradise I'm dancing I've got my gumbo on I'm dancing Listening to Dr John I'm dancing Won't someone stop me please
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Bullyboy 02:57
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Bullyboys guide to abusive narcissism Fell into a rage coz his name wasn't on the front page Looked into the mirror at the man that he adores Basking in the glory of a nations made up applause, made up applause He's just a made up man He's just a made up man He's just a made up mam He's just a made up man Attitude of gratitude and other empty platitudes Half read from a self help book Jesus complex conceited fuck Hero of your own stories Monologue of made up glories Two bit charmer World class smarmer Crooked world leader Bullyboys guide to abusive narcissism Fell into a rage coz his name wasn't on the front page Looked into the mirror at the man that he adores Basking in the glory of a nations made up applause, made up applause He's just a made up man He's just a made up man He's just a made up mam He's just a made up man Failed cult leader
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Ho Ho Ho 02:47
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I really don't think that I should go It's such a laugh The friends I know Memory Remember me Hope The ghost a love the most Infamy They've all got it in for me Ideal world We're all free to choose My real world We're all born to lose Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Howl give me one more chance Howl no one hears you now Memory You make a fool of me You leave me all alone With the radio on Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Don't forget your friends Don't forget your friends Don't forget your friends Don't forget Don't forget Don't forget I forget I forget I forget
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L.O.V.E 02:23
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L was all alone Fishing for a bone O was obsessed with his latest ex V was verging on insanity E was empty pumped with vanity L O V E These letters don't mean that so much to me Love is planning together for the future Love is starring at porn on the computer Love is moving out to the shire Love is pouring cold water on desire Love is hurt Love is pain Love is boredom filled with pain Love makes the world seem so small Buy a big telly from a shopping mall Love is a valentines card in the trash Head between the knees in a plane about to crash Love is a construct Love is the one Love is a cheater Up sticks and now its gone We at Stage Door Guy we got a love philosophy Ain't that right Mr CJ Williams Goes a little like this Loves not lust nor is it desire I can get me drugs and they can get me higher L was all alone Fishing for a bone O was obsessed with his latest ex V was verging on insanity E was empty pumped with vanity L O V E These letters don't mean that so much to me
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Beach party 02:44
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Sand and surf Sand and surf Try to take a guess what life is really worth Behind the back streets of a broken seaside town Between reflections of surface and ground Decline in the sun Burning to have fun Girls in green and pink bikinis Pray to G/d that they don't see me Hiding from the cruel rays That squint my eyes and scorch my face I'm going to a party A Stage Door Guy Beach party I'm going to a party A Stage Door Guy Beach party Hold on fast don't be a faker That's when nature tries to break you Hold on fast don't be faker That's when nature tries to break you I'm going to a party A Stage Door Guy Beach party
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Start at the end 02:46
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Let's start at the end Let's start at the end Let's start at the end Let's start at the end Big bang The choir sang Looked to the heaven but they didn't understand G/d was not amused Blew a fuse Looked to hell But we didn't get to choose Let's start at the end Let's start at the end Let's start at the end Let's start at the end Science morphed into fiction Truth caused an awful friction Evolution of the luddite Fear filled their great big appetite Trust to paranoia All I do is annoy you Trust to paranoia All I do is annoy you Let's start at the end Let's start at the end Let's start at the end Let's start at the end
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Fever 02:41
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Summertime and the living is easy Summertime and the living is sleazy Big tunes on the stereo brother Drowning out the cries They're burning up the City Sister Horror in their eyes You give me fever You give me fever You give me fever You give me fever Olympics on the TV brother Pegasus on the phone Statues they ain't swimming sister Footballs coming Rome You give me Fever Fever Fever Fever Fever (x 12) 3, 6, 9 The goose drunk wine The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line The systems broke Blame the woke We're all gonna die in an anti vaxxer boat Clap your hands Clap your hands Clap your hands 3, 6, 9 The goose drunk wine The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line The systems broke Blame the woke We're all gonna die in an anti vaxxer boat Clap your hands Clap your hands Clap your hands
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Ticket to Peru 01:13
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Buy me a ticket to Peru A ticket to Peru Will you do if I say so Buy me a ticket to Peru There is no one I would rather than you Sail to the setting sun Find a distant shore Find a reason not to be Buried blind and bored Fetch me a hammer and a gun A hammer and a gun Just for fun if say so Fetch me a hammer and a gun Promise I won't tell anyone Sail to the setting sun Find a distant shore Find a reason not to be Buried blind and bored Shiny pennies on your eyes Pennies on your eyes No surprise you supplied them Shiny pennies on your eyes Perfume on your collar and a million buzzing flies Shiny pennies on your eyes
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Crash Crash Bang 02:20
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The perfect guest The one they love Oh G/d above You're a star This charming man We're such a fan He lives to please He's quite a tease We all get on Then he's gone An anecdote He'd win our vote It's the crash crash bang The crash crash bang The crash crash bang As the Moon comes tumbling down It's the crash crash bang The crash crash bang The crash crash bang As the Moon comes tumbling down On the floor Can't take more Indignity Killing me Broken heart That's the start No no no Tears choke Sorry folks Masturbate It ain't too late To fantasise You'll be mine No No No It's the crash crash bang The crash crash bang The crash crash bang As the Moon comes tumbling down It's the crash crash bang The crash crash bang The crash crash bang As the Moon comes tumbling down
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Black hole information paradox 04:07
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Rabbit hole got no soul I'm lost inside a maze It's amazing It's amazing Out of sync Struggle to think I'm lost inside a maze It's amazing It's amazing I got the algorithm playing my music The algorithm playing my song The AI blues in my bloodstream The AI blues I can't scream

about

The album was born in a world of madness.

Songs like 'Bully Boy' and 'Black hole information paradox' 'Start at the end' and 'Fever' describe the human experience in an angry dystopian world that is starting to malfunction.

In 'Ho ho ho' we have a regular Stage Door Guy preoccupation with the passing of time.

However never let it be said that in the face of this endless cacophony of chaos Stage Door Guy don't know how to laugh,party and muse on the meaning of Love. (Beach party and L.O.V.E)

Punk,spoken word, blues, country and western, hyperpop and even some 90s inspired banging house all feature on this album. This is very much Stage Door Guy in their Sgt Pepper phase.

credits

released December 22, 2023

Producer: Colin Thorpe
With thanks to in no particular order:
Jon Heal, Sami Samuels, Jono Podmore, Kamila Bydlowska, Joff Watkins, Niki Jujubes

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Stage Door Guy London, UK

A mancunian was lost and alone in New Orleans, Guitar legend Mr CJ William saved his soul. Punk Blues was born. Stage Door Guy was born.

With a sound that channels Dr John Cooper Clarke, The Dead Kennedys With Professor Longhair playing on the radio. ... more

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